CAUTIOUS BIRTHDAY!
© By Grady L. Duncan 
1/25/01

Today is my Birthday!

I'm feeling like a teen.

I'm not seventy nor sixty eight.

But somewhere in between.



Something has me worried,

In fact, causes me fear.

The buzzards are circling overhead,

And keep looking straight down here.



The people at my party.

Are all dressed in black.

There's a long black car, waiting,

With curtains in the back.



A tall, thin man in black,

Is measuring me for size.

My wife sits in the corner,

Wiping tears from her eyes.



An insurance man is pacing,

Chewing his fingernails.

EMS is on alert,

And are nervous.  I can tell.



They've got a surprise coming.

I may outlast them all,

But, just to be safe,

Hand me the, "Geritol"

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