Fruit-jar Whiskey
© By Grady L. Duncan 
12/11/01
Strange things are happening,
in those Southern hills,
when "White Lightning" is brewing,
in those modern stills.
The Revenuers are active,
but they search in vain,
'cus they can't see no smoke.
They're cooking with propane.
Everything is portable.
They engineered it that way.
After running off a batch,
they're gone the following day.
With a cell phone in their pocket,
and relatives in the know,
They have no trouble at all,
knowing when it's time to go.
As each batch is finished,
it's real easy to sell.
They contact their clients,
by sending them e-mail.
Though back in the woods,
down some narrow pig-trail,
they will find their way.
They'll be there without fail.
They have no trouble arriving.
It's as easy as you please.
In this day and age,
they're driving SUV's.
Going home they can't wait,
and as a last resort,
they open up that fruit-jar,
to have a little snort.
NOW YOU HAVE HAD IT!
The law has got you brother,
driving with a drink in one hand,
and a cell-phone in the other.
The SUV is impounded.
You're going off to jail,
no more fruit-jar whiskey,
cell phone, nor e-mail.
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