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CKarate-Yeeah!
© By Grady L. Duncan 
1/24/01

In this day and age, you must know "Self Defense",

So I took up Karate.  To me, it made good sense.

I attained the highest level, and got my "Black Belt".

You can't imagine the power, and superiority I felt.

.At last I was prepared, to face almost any foe.

No one would even dare to test what I now know.

I met a gang of kids, who were looking for a fight.

I let out my Karate yell, and they fled into the night.


That had worked so well, it made me feel real good.

Thinking, I could whip a bear, I went off into the woods.

I found a great big Grizzly, and let out my Karate yell.

The last time I saw him, he was fleeing down the trail.
When I headed home, it was getting kinda late.

I was anxious to tell my wife.  I couldn't hardly wait.

When I walked in the door, she yelled "Where have you been?"

I let out my Karate yell.  She clobbered me with her rolling-pin.


While laying in the hospital, reflecting on my plight.

I knew I needed another way, to balance out the fight.

I came to the conclusion, and there was only one,

Instead of my Karate, I bought myself a gun.

Now, I carry it with me, when I go out on the streets,

Just in case by chance, a mugger I should meet.

I know my home is safe.  At least, 'til I get back.

No Intruder can withstand, my wife's rolling-pin attack.

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