Lean On Green
© By Grady L. Duncan 
12/10/01
My wife finally did it!
She pointed out my size!
It's not her normal practice,
to find fault, nor criticize.
She suggested I see the doctor,
to see what was the matter.
There could be a problem,
causing me to get fatter.
He confirmed her suspicions.
I had gained a lot of weight,
but there was nothing wrong,
but I must watch what I ate.
He also made the suggestion,
that I walk two miles a day.
With the exercise and diet,
the fat would melt away.
The walking made me hungry.
I started eating even more,
so I got a lot fatter,
than I had ever been before.
The doctor was surprised,
when he looked at my chart,
saying, "I put you on a diet,
so when are you going to start?"
Now this was getting serious.
I needed another plan,
so, out of desperation,
I tried, "a diet in a can."
Now I have lost some weight.
I've got a different look,
but the weight that I lost,
was from my pocketbook.
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