Privacy At A Price
© By Grady L. Duncan 
1/22/02
Around behind the house,
down a well beaten trail,
stood the "Old Family Privy,"
that was famous for its smell.
Although behind a hedge,
and hidden from your sight,
you could close your eyes,
and find it in the night.
When we hear "Natures Call,"
modesty was left behind.
We headed down the trail,
the smell, we didn't mind.
As the family grew,
and the kids were getting older,
to meet the demand,
we built a "Three Holer,"
Sears catalogs were free,
and came each Spring and Fall,
along with a few corn cobs,
we used them, one and all.
Though history may record,
they were viewed in disdain,
they had no leaky pipes,
nor messy stopped up drains.
For the lack of something better,
we did the best we could.
After all, it was better,
than running for the woods.
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