Wal-Mart Super Center
© By Grady L. Duncan 
6/27/01
The most prominent place in town,
is our Wal-Mart Super Center.
When the wife visits there,
she couldn't be made contenter.
She spends most of the day.
looking at all of their deals.
I return to pick her up,
and take her home for meals.
She shops there a lot,
because things are so cheap.
I return again at night,
to take her home to sleep.
They have more stuff,
than you have ever seen,
Groceries, clothes and drugs,
glasses and gasoline.
There are things for the office,
and things for the yard.
If you can't find what you want,
you're not looking very hard.
If you wonder about your neighbors,
the ones you seldom see,
make a trip to Wal-Mart,
'cus that's where they'll be.
Their parking lot is crowded.
It's full all of the time,
and when you want to check-out,
you wait in a real long line.
Associate, Thelma Price,
fell and hit her head,
while working from a ladder,
and now, poor thing, she's dead.
It's not an Advertisement.
There truly was a crisis,
that gives a whole new meaning,
to, "Watch Our Falling Prices."
(Out of respect for the dead, the first name has been changed.)
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