What's Happening To Me???
© By Grady L. Duncan 
7/14/00
Something's happening to me!
I don't understand.
The face in the mirror,
is another man.
I'm younger, and bolder,
and physically fit.
He's older, and wrinkled,
and graying a bit.
I know that it's true,
We are both the same.
We have the same body,
spirit, and name.
I wasn't confused.
I knew from the start,
the other is me,
just falling apart.
My teeth were once solid,
and sparkling white.
Now they soak,
in a glass, overnight.
My vision is dimming,
and starting to fail.
My hearing is gone,
so you now have to yell.
Following me closely,
spare parts, you may find.
Don't through them away!!!
They are probably mine.
There once was a time,
lovemaking was fun,
but now, if it happens,
REMEMBER! - 9-1-1 !!!
I hope none of you folks,
think this is true.
I was only kidding,
having fun with you.
But, honestly and truly,
I have to admit,
that parts of this story,
are starting to fit.
Jokes about Old Folks,
are not just a few,
but they're not so funny,
when it happens to you.
So, don't worry,
nor think it so strange,
when all of your features,
are beginning to change.
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